Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today playing records for Tom's birthday.

You'll hear that coming up right after this.

Time now for the guy who'd rather play the ukulele than have set.

Jake honey come to bed. I'm wearing nothing but a grass skirt and a smile.

Mm-hmm. Hey, hey, wait, I'm... grass skirt and a smile. Hmm.

Hey, wait, I'm working on this box piece right now.

Wait, wait, just give me a minute.

Mmm, a piece of box is what I had in mind for you.

Come on in here baby.

Wait, it's a really complicated piece I need to concentrate.

I need some quiet time here with my ukulele.

Forget the ukulele.

How about you can lay me?

Wait, I'm trying to figure out how to incorporate my g-string into this song.

Give me some time.

Want to see me wearing that g-string?

No, come on, I'm working on this.

I heard it on the Classical Channel when I was driving down the Liqueleke Highway.

I have a better idea.

Why not come in here and take a spin on the nookie nookie hooly?

Wait, wait dear, I'm cleaning my yuke, I'm just polishing the head of my ukulele right now.

You've got about 30 seconds to put that thing down

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