Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On today's big show Greg Warren with the Warren report. It's on the way right after this.

This is about a program. We have excerpts from the book and we now present this dramatic recreation of

princess die actually writing the diaries that only we have copies of so here

we here we go.

Dear mother cherasia Dear Mother Theresa, there's no need to thank me for a donation to your foundation.

I am only too happy to support you in your good work.

And speaking of good work, even living saints need a bit of fun.

So why don't you pop around this weekend and we'll hit some clubs.

Please wear something that shows off a bit of cleavage

and doesn't smell like lepers?

Sincerely, Princess Diana.

All right?

Oh, there's more.

Dear President Clinton, while I am flattered by your offer, I will be unable to, as you so quaintly put it, gobble you like a plate of bangers and eggs during my upcoming visit.

Perhaps you could find someone else with a bit more time.

What about that pudgy intern you mentioned. Hmm, she seems like the discreet sort.

Mm-hmm.

Fondly, Diana.

Oh, dear Elton, good news girlfriend. I finally met someone I'm crazy about. His name is Dodie and he's an Arab who won't that burn the

Queen's royal ass when she sees me old CNN playing suck face with a swarthy bugger.

Well, tough shit!

What's she going to do have me killed?

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