Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On today's big show comedian and impressionist Frank Calliendo he's coming up right after this. Your voice is smooth, the words are clear, but your lips don't move.

Yet I can hear you, oh no. You're talking out your ass again.

Happy birthday.

Yeah, about things that you don't know.

Your thoughts come out from a different hole.

Oh no.

You're talking about your ass again.

You know that we're the best of friends and I'm always glad to

see you but it makes me frown when I hear the sound of your verbal diarrhea.

Sense and logic both succumb to the dissertations from your bum,

oh no, you're talking at your ass again.

Here we go.

M&M's don't work like Spanish fly.

And Jello won't give you cancer.

Hmm. Einstein didn't die from athlete's foot.

And Ham was never made from hamsters.

Great Charles didn't write the happy birthday song.

Stevie Nix is not a guy.

I don't think so.

Mr. T doesn't own Chuck E- Cheese.

And A-Bagoda hasn't died.

A-Bagoda is still alive.

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