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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Stealing Golf Carts

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:14.4

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today stealing golf carts realtors and Donnie Baker. They're coming up in just a minute.

0:19.7

Time now for the guy who'd rather play the ukulele than half set.

0:24.4

Jake, honey, come to bed. I'm wearing nothing but a grass skirt and a smile.

0:31.8

Mm.

0:33.0

Hey, wait, I'm working on this box piece right now.

0:36.0

Wait, wait, just give me a minute.

0:38.0

Mm, a piece of box is what I had in mind for you.

0:43.0

Come on in here, baby.

0:45.0

Wait, it's a really complicated piece.

0:47.0

I need to concentrate.

0:48.0

I need some quiet time here with my ukulele.

0:50.0

Forget the ukulele.

0:52.0

How about you can lay me?

0:54.0

Wait, I'm trying to figure out how to incorporate my g-string into this song.

0:59.0

Give me some time.

1:00.0

Want to see me wearing that G-string?

1:03.6

No, come on, I'm working on the side.

1:05.0

I heard it on the classical channel when I was driving down the Lique Lique Highway.

1:08.4

I have a better idea.

1:09.8

Why not come in here and take a spin on the nookie nookie hoe?

1:14.0

Wait, wait dear, I'm cleaning my euk, I'm just polishing the head of my ukulele right now.

1:19.0

You've got about 30 seconds to put that thing down or you'll be polishing the bishop on you.

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