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East Coast correspondent Ali Breen with sexy time. It's coming up right

after this.

Hello, this is Apple founder, Hancho, and very large shareholder, Steve Jobs.

Now that the incredible Apple iPhone is a reality and everyone except 11 people in the US wants one. You would have thought

that I would be satisfied. I didn't stop at the I Mac, the I-Pod, the I-work, or even

the I-Tune. So why should I stop with the iPhone?

Now that we've supplied products and services to fill the entire Earth's overall needs,

we at Apple are now ready to unleash a whole new slew of very specific items that you never knew you even need it.

Let's begin.

Here's a device that will create usable headache relieverver. This is the eye be profan. It's a hangover cure and it may look like

an iPod but this is really just a liquor flask pulling the eye opener.

This device is a great player,

a lousy coach, the eye zayat Thomas.

And this next item doesn't do much either.

But it's white and it floats.

The eye vare.

Here's a musical player that only plays one really bad 80 song over and over.

It's the incredible I-ran.

I ran so far away. This one is very very specific. If you only like your

triangles with only two equal sides here's the eye saucile. Now I know what you're thinking. Hey Steve, I'm starting

to get the hang of this. Why not let me guess some of these i names? Okay, I'm game. Let's see how you do.

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