Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything.

On the Extravagenza today's safety patrol

and fight songs.

You'll hear that coming up right after this.

Thanks for calling the Maves.

Your call is important to us, but due to an extremely high level of hormonal changes, all family members are currently busy crying or fighting with each other.

To speak with Josh, press 1, 48 times. If he doesn't pick up, press, 48 times.

If he doesn't pick up, press 10 more times

while screaming profanities.

He'll eventually answer.

To speak with Mackenzie, press two,

but don't press too hard,

or she'll threaten to quit school, move out and become a stripper.

To speak with Melanie, well, she no longer lives here anymore.

She lives at the gym.

She's having a hard time getting older.

To speak with Tom, I'm probably out in the garage sneaking a beer.

So anyway, if you're a telemarketer, take your phone and stick it up your shit.

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around.

This is Bob and Tom Extra.

There's Josh Arnold, the sidekick chair.

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

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