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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Patrick Star, The NFL Commentator

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

On this Bob & Tom Extra: We have sex noises, Patrick Star, and the NFL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today

0:13.8

sex noises Patrick Star and the NFL. We'll have it all for you coming up right

0:18.9

after this. It's time for the guy who likes to correct English more than having sex.

0:25.0

Tom, lay down on top of me. I want you now.

0:30.0

Uh, don't you mean lie down here on top of me?

0:34.0

Hmm, whatever baby, come here.

0:37.0

I've got the most unique thing to try on you.

0:40.0

Hmm.

0:41.0

Actually, something is either unique or not.

0:43.0

There are no degrees of uniqueness.

0:45.0

You may say you have a unique thing to try on me, not the most unique.

0:50.0

Look, could you stop correcting me and just get in bed?

0:52.7

I'd like our sex life to return to normalcy.

0:54.8

Oh God, normalcy is a half word.

0:57.6

The correct word you're looking for is normality.

1:00.3

You know what, just forget it.

1:01.9

I wouldn't sleep with you if you was the last man on earth

1:04.4

I think you mean if I were the last man on earth future imperfect tense is appropriate

1:10.0

here. This has been the guy who likes to correct English more than having said.

1:16.0

Now some more Bob and Tom.

1:19.0

You want it, you need it, you can't live without it. This is Bob and Tom Extra.

1:27.0

We have a sexy story.

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