Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today

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after this. It's time for the guy who likes to correct English more than having sex.

Tom, lay down on top of me. I want you now.

Uh, don't you mean lie down here on top of me?

Hmm, whatever baby, come here.

I've got the most unique thing to try on you.

Hmm.

Actually, something is either unique or not.

There are no degrees of uniqueness.

You may say you have a unique thing to try on me, not the most unique.

Look, could you stop correcting me and just get in bed?

I'd like our sex life to return to normalcy.

Oh God, normalcy is a half word.

The correct word you're looking for is normality.

You know what, just forget it.

I wouldn't sleep with you if you was the last man on earth

I think you mean if I were the last man on earth future imperfect tense is appropriate

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