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B&T Extra: Never Change Your Password - Heywood Banks

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.41K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 21 minutes

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On this Bob & Tom Extra: We have comedian and songwriter, Heywood Banks, and paddling! Join VIP to get the full show podcast:: https://www.bobandtom.com/join-vip/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical.

0:05.0

Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

0:07.0

Look at that, you're down a few pounds.

0:11.0

Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

0:13.2

And when you love saving money, you want to save even more.

0:16.3

That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance.

0:20.0

I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

0:22.4

and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles.

0:24.8

Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle.

0:28.0

Bundle and save on the things you love.

0:30.0

Time now for another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher, you know, we get you to work every morning on the Bob and Tom show.

0:38.0

Now every afternoon at three, we're going to post a little extra for you to get you laughing on your way home or whenever you download this thing.

0:45.0

On the big show today, a comedian songwriter Haywood Banks, plus paddling right after this.

0:58.0

It's a Martin, I never played one of these. He tried to paddle to San Diego

1:02.0

and a wave took him out to sea and he washed up on the beach at Waukeke.

1:10.0

He's the only illegal Mexican in Honolulu.

1:17.0

He's only been here.

1:20.0

He's only been here 20 minutes and found him a roofing job to do.

1:27.0

Yeah, they don't know if they're going to run him off or if they're going to let him stay.

1:38.0

But it's looking good because they're already calling him Don Jose. B B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- I can't have somebody as far as that. Nice jazz chords there, wow.

2:04.0

Miss something, here you go.

2:06.0

We'll try to catch you up.

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