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Johnny Baker. My neighbor has been threatening to sue us because our dog craps in his yard.

How can they prove it?

Sime Duane and to beak.

Well, first of all, Duane, there ain't no way to prove it anyways.

I mean, even the best lab codes can't extract DNA from a deuce.

I swear to God they can't.

Otherwise, they would have waited until OJ dropped one and put it in a Ziploc baggie for a death sentence.

And tell your neighbor just because people are opposed to obey property lines don't mean that

doggies have to.

I swear to God they don't.

That's why dogs mark their territory in different ways. I mean most

of them whiz but the big ones like to leave a few landmarks. And another thing, how does your

neighbor know it wasn't just a big bird? I mean if it claims he's senior dog dropping

Dash then you could sue him for being a nosy peeping time who needs to mind his own

business anyways. Hell just like my neighbor I ought to get one of them right

whileers and feed him salsa and

refried beans and let him pepper your front porch Mitchell and the steak can't

sue for human nature that dog's gonna do what a dog's gonna do.

Hell if I are you man I'd let my dog go in the easement. That's a strip of

land between the street and the sidewalk. The government owns it and they won't let you

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