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I married a woman to talk like Jerry Reed.

God just didn't bless her with the vocal cord she needs.

She looks like Cindy Crawford, but that ain't the way she sounds.

When we make love, I keep here in Eastbound and down.

I work 60 hours a week and I bring home my chip and she says,

son, you got to take me out somewhere and throw some groceries down my neck.

So I took her to a fancy restaurant.

She looked down her nose and said,

Now, why don't I wish I'll be a joke and puke for some grill cheese sandwich here.

I'm married a woman who talked like Jerry Reed.

ought to be on the cover a playboy,

because that body is guaranteed.

She talks just like that guitar man that crawled out of the swamp.

But I had a Louisiana law won't save you son when I knock you and ahead with a stump.

She thinks my name is Amos when she ain't calling me son.

Amos, son, I'm under stress.

Let's go somewhere there's fun.

So I flew her to Europe, and I spent 10,000 bucks.

She told me I'd have had more fun,

thumbing her ride on an overload of poacher drug.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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