Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today, it's Joe Thysman. He's coming up in just a minute. Here, boy, come on, come on, come on.

My dog's been talking to me, and I ain't wild about the conversation

But he was originally contracted as a sweet but loyal mute

Now he's turned into a speech you find yakutty galute now i gotta tell you folks

i don't know what it was i expected but his choice of subjects is what really stinks

the way it talks about cats and squirrels and set your ears to ring and don't you get him started

on that spay and neuter thing?

You know, you can only just hear so much about marking territory technique and such.

Hey, quit looking at me, buddy.

Anybody can see that my dog's been talking to me.

Now he don't like that dried dog food no matter how clean his teeth it will make.

Well, he would rather snack from a hefty sack and then brush with a fluoride paste sit I said sit what do you mean you got a lawyer I said sit

now if you're taking the time to examine your doggy's lips, you find the sides are floppy and serrated, and right up under his nose, why his lips they barely meet, and his tongue is way too big for proper enunciation in his speech,

so consequently his F's and M's and P's and Bs are less than perfect in their execution.

And what's worse, they are accompanied by a string, saliva breeze,

and anoints the conversation like a crystal clear pizza cheese and

when that dog is in my automobile he's always messing with my radio station and if he leaves that seat

moved up again i'm taking away his keys because my dog's been talking to me.

Oh yeah, I said my dog's been talking to me.

Uh huh.

I said my dog has been a talking to me.

Bow wow.

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