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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Fake Doctor's Notes

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical.

0:05.0

Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

0:07.0

Look at that, you're down a few pounds.

0:11.0

Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

0:13.2

And when you love saving money, you want to save even more.

0:16.3

That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance.

0:20.0

I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

0:22.4

and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles.

0:24.6

Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle.

0:27.8

Bundle and save on the things you love.

0:30.0

Time now for another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher, you know, we get you to work every morning on the Bob and Tom show.

0:38.0

Now every afternoon at three, we're going to post a little extra for you to get you laughing on your way home or whenever you download

0:44.6

this thing. Coming up on today's show, Fake Doctor Notes, Plus Hugh Hefner and Donnie Baker, all right after

0:52.2

this.

0:55.0

Oh God, he never gets this right in the live show.

1:00.0

Hi, Tom here. God knows I'm not perfect. I guess I can be difficult and sometimes perhaps a little demanding.

1:07.0

I'm sure some might say tyrannical, but I don't get it. I try to be a nice guy but lately it seems that everybody's

1:15.2

pissed at me. My friends are pissed my doctors pissed my mothers pissed my

1:21.2

lawyers pissed my waiters pissed and chick is pissed

1:24.1

Everybody's pissed at me my bankers pissed the band is pissed my plumbers pissed the

1:28.8

bissure pissed my barber's pissed my brother's pissed

1:31.5

It is very plain to see everybody's pissed at me. I think

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