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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Eating Cold Pizza

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

0:04.7

British and Irish beef patties, so they're even juicier.

0:07.6

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

0:11.4

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

0:15.0

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

0:18.0

Mm.

0:20.0

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and

0:26.8

Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra

0:31.2

in case you missed anything. On the show today

0:33.7

gas pit burning cold pizza and puppets. You'll hear that coming up right after this.

0:39.2

There's eight of us in a gym Walter home. They got your genes and my chromosomes

0:44.8

but the youngans are about to drive me out of my skull.

0:48.8

They lost their minds and you lost your looks.

0:54.0

You think I slept with the telephone book,

0:56.0

but to tell you the truth, I'm only halfway through the cube.

1:00.0

And if you're trying to save this marriage again, I can.

1:05.0

Louder than the Alport Avonrode

1:10.0

and rude, you got us living on little egg food. You're cooking corn dogs for a 35 year old man

1:18.8

And you've been laying around like I'm a nurse's aide. I ought to draw checks from Medicaid.

1:24.0

You laid on the sofa until your buck turned black and blue.

1:28.0

And if you try to save its marriage again,

1:32.0

I can.

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