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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Comedian Jim Gaffigan

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today, comedian Jim Gaffigan. He's coming up in just a minute.

0:25.4

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1:00.1

Ladies and gentlemen, I got the blues.

1:06.2

Well, actually, I'm colorblind, so I'm not exactly sure what I got, but I think it's the blues.

1:07.8

I got a share it.

1:09.2

This is Tim's blues.

1:10.2

Sing it, Tim. Yeah.

1:13.3

People sometimes ask me, they say, Tim, what gives you the blues?

1:24.6

Well, people let me tell you some of the things that give me the blues,

1:28.5

like going to the zoo the day the monkeys burst into flames

1:35.5

than being questioned by the cops

1:39.3

because they found anti-monunky literature in my car

1:45.0

Or ordering chicken on a spit from a waiter who seems to get everything backwards

1:54.0

Finding out that my friend went behind my back and learned the metric system.

2:03.6

Lo, I'm down, bury me six feet under, or about two meters.

2:07.6

I don't know the different.

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