Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today

Christie's foot stupid world records and Dick hits water. They're coming up right

after this. I'm not looking forward to this flight. Yeah why's that? Because I've gained like 40

pounds in the last year. Those damn seats are so small.

It sounds like you should have flown on BTA. BTA.

Tired of trying to fit your substantial girth into airplane seats

that are apparently designed for supermodels?

Well, worry no more.

Now there's an airline for people just like you. It's big and tall airlines.

Big and tall airlines has planes with spacious seating, really wide aisles, and extra long seat belts.

From the minute you board our planes, you'll know.

Big and tall airlines has you in mind.

Big and tall flight 54 will now begin boarding.

Passengers who need special assistance being pried through the doorway

and people requiring forklifts will be boarded first.

The big and tall airline staff and crew know that our customer base is special and they make allowances for that fact.

Remember in an emergency situation your seat cushion can be eaten.

In the event you're a dress in a fashion of habit,

maths will drop from the ceiling, which are made of chocolate with a delicious cream filling.

Please, make sure to eat your own before eating your neighbors.

Even our pilots are accommodating.

This is your captain speaking.

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