Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today

West Coast correspondent Al Jackson, Becky Robinson, and Buggin and Poppin. You'll

hear that coming up right after this.

Scientists are reporting that a six and a half ton

satellite is about to plummet to Earth.

Are you prepared?

Well, you better be.

Your odds are being hit by this thing are over one in 3200.

Think about it.

Your odds of winning the Powerball are less than one in 195 million.

But you buy a ticket for that every week, right?

That's why it makes sense to invest in protecting the safety of

yourself, your family, and your property from satellite debris. How? I'll tell you

how? By purchasing the Danny Jackson anti-satellite shotgun.

That's right, you have the constitutional right to bear arms in order to defend yourself

from invading foreign forces.

That includes foreign objects falling out of the sky.

Don't wait until you're in the emergency room getting a hunk of space junk pulled out of your

ass.

Right now it's a time to act.

Get on down to Danny Jackson's anti-satellite gun and pour him today.

We'll get you set up with a weapon that is guaranteed to take down any parts you see heading your way.

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