Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today West Coast correspondent Al Jackson. He's coming up in just a minute.

Come gather around my friends and I'll tell you about a man a man who is adored by every woman in the land

He rides a big white horse. He's gorgeous of. He never watches sports and he has never been divorced.

He's the man, he's the man. He's the man who doesn't exist? After sex he likes to cuddle

and then talk about your mom's

and he loves to rock out too.

So lean beyond.

He's muscular and thin.

He only has one chin.

He thinks that Cindy Crawford is way too thin

he takes out the trash even before you ask he never holds your head under the covers

when he releases gas he's gas. He's the man, he's the man, he's the man who doesn't exist.

He loves to paint your to

to paint your toenails and then give you a back rub

and when you can't button your pants

he says they must have shrunk.

He nourishes your soul.

He knows how to fold.

And all his favorite underwear is less than 10 years old.

He doesn't criticize or tell you how to drive.

He knows that after sex you shouldn't give a high five.

He's the man.

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