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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Al's Big Glasses

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.41K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:14.3

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the extravaganza today West Coast correspondent Al Jackson he's coming up right after this.

0:18.8

To be honest I've never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

0:24.1

This man came in and said he'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your

0:27.8

Tom Griswold.

0:28.8

I wanted to make a deposit, but I had a million things to do that day, so I didn't want to spend a long time waiting in line behind a

0:36.4

Doosh bag without proper identification or some loser trying to open a checking account with 20 bucks.

0:44.0

We could tell he was a very busy and important customer

0:48.0

so he led him straight to our VIP banking teller,

0:52.0

but he refused.

0:53.2

I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw turd.

0:56.2

They have to sit and listen to their pathetic little pitch about money market funds,

1:00.0

CDs, or squirrel Christmas accounts.

1:03.0

I told them I just walk up to the drive-thru ATM.

1:07.0

Thank you very much.

1:08.0

The man was about to go out to use the ATM,

1:11.0

but we pointed out the armored car in the parking lot.

1:14.0

Oh. Luckily, the manager spotted a terribly dangerous situation.

1:17.0

There was an armored car at the bay.

1:20.0

Statistically, you know, 9 out of 10 bank robberies happen with the security vehicles are around.

1:24.6

At the same time, I noticed there was a tanker truck filling the tanks at the gas station across the street.

1:30.0

Oh boy. This was the perfect store.

1:34.0

The man seemed rather nervous, paranoid, and suspicious.

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