Good morning, Gearheads.

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Blind Mike and the Blind Mike Project.

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On today's show, John Stewart tells it like it is.

Bill Burr stays passive-aggressive, Whitney Cummings may be in Brittany territory,

Shaw and Callan in the existential dread of the fighter and the kid,

and Stilto comes home a conquering hero from, let me check my notes,

prison, what, all that and more. And now, here's your host. A man with nothing but a deep

and profound respect from his producers, a man who supports his people no matter the cost,

a leader amongst men.

Blind, Mike, Geary.

Who's jail, not prison?

We get our facts straight.

There's only jail, which...

Jail is really fun, as we're going to find out later. So prison would be difficult, I think. But jail is, it's a blast. He's a hero, Mike. He is. He is. It's very exciting. I want to start with something. This will be quick. I don't want to spend too much time on it. It'll be quick as long. The Dodgers won. Very excited. Yeah. Woohoo. All right. Okay. Go ahead. Now beat me up. It's going to be tough. It's going to be a tough segment. What I wanted to announce, finally, because I've had, I've had, you know, control over this for five years and I've gone too far with it, quite frankly.

And I am starting today, November 2nd, 2025, do I have that right?

That is correct.

Today's the day, gearheads, we can finally start making fun of Craig.

I know that for five years, he's been the golden goose, and we all say, what is there to make

fun of about this guy?

And I'm going to say, even if you think he's great, and you think his glasses are really

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