It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I'm not the asshole. You're the asshole.

And they ask what the show is about and they said he talks about nothing.

It's an LA-based, gay or narcissistic version of Seinfeld,

which I think is very accurate.

They were so respectful, so loving, so not a chump.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

In today's episode, we explore Megan's cheeky past.

Plus, I contemplate appearing on a new TV show with my cats.

Doug expresses his love for pressure washing,

and we get an update on producer Jameson's asshole neighbor.

We met for a coffee this morning like we normally do.

Megan, unfortunately, ended up in the elevator with our arch nemesis next door.

It didn't end up in the elevator with her because she was coming up to the eighth floor.

I was going down to the first floor, so she got in the elevator and I went to see if she could hold it for me.

And then I looked at her and I said, oh wait, I'm going down.

And then the elevator shut.

Hey, what did you say to me?

I said, she gave me the nastiest look and I think it's because she listens to this show.

And she hears you talk shit about her.

So she's lumped me in.

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