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Hollywood Handbook

B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2014

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes start off the show by talking about social media, specifically what you should put as your occupation on Facebook and your bio on Twitter. Then, close friend B.J. NOVAK stops by to talk to the guys about pranking Usher, Punk'd, Celebrity Net Worth, and he pops into the Popcorn Gallery to discuss The Americans, #longhairdontcare, and John Candy. Also, tune in for The Amazing Spiderman and the Case of the Music Box Hostage Crisis!

Transcript

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So I turn to Carlos.

0:07.0

Santana.

0:10.0

And I adjust his fingering.

0:12.0

I just move it over.

0:13.0

I go, this is actually cord Carlos.

0:15.0

And he goes to slap my hand away.

0:17.0

And I'm so fast I spun his hand around and choked him with his own hand.

0:22.0

And laid a tasty lecon.

0:24.0

His guitar.

0:25.0

What did it sound like?

0:28.0

And I sustained for a little while and there's a whammy bar on there.

0:37.0

And I go, like it's talking.

0:40.0

Like it's talking.

0:41.0

Like I go, like I go.

0:49.0

Like I go.

0:52.0

And I'm freaking working the pedals now.

0:55.0

And he's almost passing out, but also he's rocking out.

0:59.0

Carlos kind of bopping.

1:01.0

And then he said, thank you.

1:03.0

And I don't know what happened with that song this was a year ago.

1:06.0

Hey, welcome back Hollywood.

1:08.0

What up, what up, what up?

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