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In the Land of Faberum, there is good, and there is evil.

Whatever decisions you may have made in your lives have led up to this point.

You find yourselves in the middle of a cobbled stone street in a town you've never seen

before.

Rain and thunder hits your face in your ears.

You hear two pairs of boot steps.

Light me, silhouettes of form before you, a man with a black goatee in long, dark hair

lowers his head towards you.

You each find yourselves tied by the wrist to another.

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