Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec, Master of None & Living in London
The Romesh Ranganathan Show
Ranga Bee & Platform Media
4.6 • 715 Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I want to apologize, I'm like 30 minutes late. |
| 0:02.6 | Okay. |
| 0:03.0 | And so right now it's about 3 o'clock, a little after 3, I think. |
| 0:06.6 | I was supposed to be here at 2.30. |
| 0:08.5 | I had a fertility appointment at 2 o'clock where I just had to, I had to make a little donation. |
| 0:15.1 | No, no, no. |
| 0:16.1 | I left it there. |
| 0:18.1 | If there's a refrigeration thing, we could, we got a kitchen here. |
| 0:22.7 | I had the appointment at two and they were like, hey, can you get there at 2.30? |
| 0:26.4 | I was like, yeah, because it wasn't far from, the clinic's not far from your studio. |
| 0:31.4 | So I was like, yeah, I'll do my thing. |
| 0:33.3 | I'll get in the car and I'll be here. |
| 0:35.5 | And then some guy at this clinic was taking a really long time to jerk off. I was just in the waiting group. And meanwhile, there's people here. They're like, I thought you were going to be here. I'm like, and I was joked around. I was like, yeah, I just got to go to the fertility clinic. It'll be a quick visit, you know. And then they must be here like, man, it's taking this guy a long time to get it going. |
| 0:57.0 | It's been like 30 minutes. clinic, it'll be a quick visit, you know, and then they must be here like, man, it's taking |
| 0:54.4 | this guy a long time to get it going. |
| 0:57.0 | It's been like 30 minutes. |
| 0:58.2 | He's not in the car yet. |
| 0:59.5 | He's still in there. |
| 1:02.5 | But it was another guy. |
| 1:04.5 | Right. |
| 1:05.0 | There was another guy who was having a problem. |
| 1:07.0 | This is Zizansari, and I'm going to be on the Romest show. |
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