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Man, I just can't do it like I used to. Ordered some mac and cheese and some wings last night.

Dumped hot sauce all over it. Had a bunch of soda and really paid for it this morning.

I bet. Is that one where it's like making noise in your lower stomach or four comes out of your ass?

It was. I didn't sleep. I had a super early wake up time for billions.

And my chest was lava all morning. Oh yeah, you had the fucking hot burps.

Then I put down a dump on set that can I tell you? Yeah, was fucking impressive.

Really? Crawled out the bowl. Did it breach the water? So they say above the water.

Out of the water, dude. Where it was all cakey on the sides. It's tails flat out the water.

I gotta tell you something. It was really impressive.

Again, gotta take it to go with the bed. If I gotta make complaints about the

department, the water level in the toilets is for it. Pressure is great.

But if I wish as good as it's gonna get, as good as it's gonna get outside

like that fucking gas station toilet we used to have. Yeah, man. You guys had it where we could have flushed.

Yeah, I thought it was the tube system in an old bank.

You don't even know it's Christine's given birth to three children in our relationship.

And all three of them we weren't ready for. And we just sent them down the fucking.

What about when they all come back for revenge? The pipe babies.

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