Awkward Tuesday: Wanna Be A Cop

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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In your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call, one of our listeners think his girlfriend’s new career path might be putting her in DANGER! We’ll sort it out and get down to the nitty gritty, in the podcast!

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0:00.0	It can be complicated changing careers later in life.
0:05.2	Uh-oh, Jeff.
0:05.8	Oh, yeah, man. Tell me that.
0:07.1	Are you planning something that we need to know about?
0:09.0	Not me. It just made me think of when Brooks' uncle, Soupy the Clown,
0:12.9	decided to hang up his balloon animal gig and transition to oversized shoe salesman.
0:18.5	It's spongy.
0:20.4	Whatever.
0:20.8	How can you not remember? When it happened, I just know the whole family scoffed at him. to oversized shoe salesman. It's spongy. Whatever.
0:22.1	How can you not remember?
0:26.8	When it happened, I just know the whole family scoffed at him, saying, you're besmirching the good Fox family clown legacy.
0:29.5	Come on.
0:30.7	I'll say we haven't seen him at a Thanksgiving table in a while.
0:33.3	And they said it all while honking their noses at him the entire time.
0:37.1	Everyone's spraying with your flower.
0:38.9	Tough crowd.
0:40.7	Well, we've got another dramatic career change that's affecting one young couple.
0:46.1	And it could throw a giant clown wrench into their happy relationship.
0:50.7	Are they clowns?
0:51.3	If you don't know, that's not good in clown world.
0:53.2	It's not good.
0:59.0	You're going to hear why in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.
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