Awkward Tuesday: Thankful For the Ex

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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There may not be enough BOOZE in the world to help out our listener with their Thanksgiving Dilemma. Luckily, we have a tall glass of Awkward Tuesday Phone call that should be just the trick!

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0:00.0	It's awkward.
0:02.4	It's Tuesday.
0:03.9	It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
0:06.7	One of the great traditions that we have in this country is going home each November and suffering for hours through a painfully cringe family conversation about how Uncle Al's goiter has come back and it's swollen up to half the size of
0:23.2	the pumpkin pie.
0:24.3	Oh, gross.
0:24.9	Do I want to know what a goiter is or do I not?
0:27.5	I'll probably show you when I get pictures from this Thanksgiving.
0:31.0	But awkward family stuff is the whole point of this holiday.
0:34.5	Sadly, though, one of our listeners wants to spoil that great American tradition
0:39.3	and settle all of their family problems before dinner?
0:43.3	Yes.
0:44.3	Sounds like communists talk to me, so please join me in booing our listener, Aaron to the show.
0:50.3	You guys!
0:52.3	Get out of here.
0:56.2	Aaron, don't do what Jeff said.
1:01.1	Aaron, why would you want to remove all the tasty, tasty awkwardness from your Thanksgiving?
1:03.7	I don't even know where to start.
1:08.2	So my current girlfriend is coming to Thanksgiving for the first time.
1:09.9	Oh, you want to remove it because you got a new girlfriend.
1:11.0	There it is. There's your answer, Jeff. He wants to remove it because you've got a new girlfriend. There it is.
1:12.0	There's your answer, Jeff.
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