Welcome back from a long weekend.

Hopefully you enjoyed.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And this is your second date podcast. Every weekend needs to be three days. It literally just makes your mental health so much better. So much better. Who do we petition? I don't know. For the four-day work week. Yeah, I don't know that we have enough poll. But today we do have a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call for you to start your short work week. And we're so glad you're here.

We love all your messages. I did spend some time reading through them over the weekend and replying to as many as I could. Yeah. What do you see, Alexis? It was fun to look at. Tattooed Barbie said, the worst date I've ever been on ended with the dude peeing in front of my car. Or what he insisted was the front of my car, not on the front of my car. Yeah. You have to aim for something. He was probably going, looking at the tire and accidentally. Oh, and the date's even worse than that if you need a story for an episode. Oh, that sounds like a great day.

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All right, let's get to your brand new Awkrat Tuesday phone call right now.

There's certain rites of passage that every boy must go through in order to become a man.

Oh, yeah.

Like first time grilling a steak over an open flame.

Wow.

Learning to shave with a razor.

I still remember.

Learning to shave with a butcher's knife.

What?

Oh, my gosh.

Don't do that.

And then, of course, performing your first original song at your own Bar Mitzvah.

Reach for the sky.

Oh, man.

And try to touch a movie.

This song doesn't scream masculinity at you.

I don't know what does.

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