Awkward Tuesday: Fantasy Fail

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

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🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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One of our listeners managed to ruin a LONG TIME friendship with ONE single sentence… He’s ready to risk anything to take it back so we’re setting him up with an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!

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0:00.0	Happy St. Patrick's Day, it's Brooke and Jeffrey.
0:02.5	Yeah.
0:03.0	We've got a brand new episode for you. Yeah. Okay, who's drunk? Yeah. I'm walking to you, Brooke. I mean, I wish that I could say that it was two Irish lassies on the phone for your awkward Tuesday phone call today. But we- With thick accents? Yeah, we really miss the mark on that way. Yeah. Yeah. The mercy of the listeners, Brooke. Yeah, that's true.
0:22.0	That's true.
0:23.0	We do have an awkward, brand new awkward call coming up missed the mark on that one. Yeah, why did we think of that? Yeah, the mercy of the listeners.
0:21.0	Yeah, that's true. That's true. We do have an awkward, brand new awkward call coming up in a second, but first, your comments. Yeah, this one said, my fifth grade daughter came home today and said, did you hear the second date update today? She doesn't have a phone, but we do share a Spotify duo. So I asked her how in the world she heard it.
0:38.3	And she told me she logged into her Spotify at school and listened to it.
0:42.4	I can only assume it's because we listen to the red comments every day. And she heard the one
0:46.7	about someone listening in class. Oh, she wanted her copy. Yeah. And then a not very happy emoji.
0:53.5	Yeah. You know, know, listening in school.
0:55.6	So we kind of taught kids how to listen in school.
0:58.9	I can't believe there's a school district that hasn't blocked us on Spotify yet.
1:02.3	Yeah, true.
1:02.8	Good on you.
1:04.8	All right.
1:05.5	Thank you for being here.
1:06.2	Brand new episode starts right now.
1:08.8	There are a lot of sentences that have the power to instantly ruin a friendship.
1:13.9	Wow, yeah, I guess.
1:15.2	Like, I mean, your wedding was okay.
1:17.8	It wasn't my favorite.
1:19.8	Yikes.
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