All right, Ashlyn Bailey.

All right, this is for you.

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And she has been insisting in all caps that she needs more awkward Tuesday phone calls. Yes, she has. Well, we can't fit more Tuesdays in the week. It's true. It's true. That's a problem that Ashley's having. But today you get a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. There you go. It's your day, Ashley. It's Tuesday. Yes. And that's coming up in just a minute. But Alexis, what else do you see on the comment board? Yeah, we got a few from yesterday's second date update because that was, yeah, where she didn't tell us that she brought her two children on the date with her. I think it was three. Was it? I don't remember. I think it was three, too.

I mean, after one, I lose track. She brought a child. Important details. But Kyle Anderson said, this show is why my girlfriend and I decided we're never breaking up. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, because they can't go back into the dating world. Oh, we don't normally keep people together. No, that's why. Oh, and someone else said as a psych major, I find the show to be a gold mine.

This particular episode is worthy of a paper. In the most professional words, all I can say is, wait, what? Wait, what? Every week, it's like, I get rid a whole thesis on this. I would be the worst therapist just because my face shows all of my judgment. Oh, I would text my friends immediately when they told me.

I would tell the person there what the last person just said. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like, oh, you're way better off than the last guy. Yeah, true. All right, let's get your brand new Awkrat Tuesday phone call started right now. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and today one of our listeners has come to us with a curious conundrum.

Oh, sounds like a mystery, Jeff.

Because something unwelcome has been living in his apartment.

Oh, my gosh.

A pest of sorts that he just cannot get rid of.

But why didn't he call pest control or his local exterminator?

Because it's actually a living, breathing person.

Oh my God.

Exterminators don't deal with them?

Well, his own friend even.

Oh.

And that's why he's turned to us for help.

Uh-oh.

Because I have a feeling this pest is about to rear its ugly face and shock us all in a brand new

Awkward Tuesday phone call.

That's next.

It's awkward.

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