you know, temperature, temperature dictates, ball temperature actually dictates the sex of the kid.

And today we have on the resident ball expert.

Well, you could have phrased that, you could have phrased that different.

That sounds like something you know is all you need to know about a lot.

That sounds like something you'd call a slut, like you're the resident ball expert.

Hey, we got three ball experts right here. We're all great at handling balls. Brilliant. Well, I'm not great of handling balls. I mean, you've never handled your own? Well, I'm ahead of my own. But I'm, you know, a ball advisor. Listen, it's not gay if you don't make eye contact, Sterling.

Well, masturbation in general.

A dude masturbating is gay.

I agree.

Because he's holding a man's penis.

Yeah.

This is a question we were going to ask you.

Oh, really?

Well, there we go.

We're into it.

So do you ever jerk off?

You shouldn't, right?

Occasionally I do.

So you're gay sometimes? Like every other month, maybe if I've had a dry spell. Wow. It's like your period, you morph in too. Yeah. It's exactly like the period. But isn't it, it's like the best siop you could give like a guy who's like a young man is like, don't just dick, it's gay. It's the best. It's the best sciop you get him. This is how he change America. No, he's never going to jerk off. Fantastic. He's going to like, he's like just going to be like on edge all the time. That's when he started shooting up schools, Charlie. That's not why people shoot up schools. That's not why. It's because they're not getting laid. I guarantee you, I guarantee you every school shooter jerked off a lot. The school.

That's where it's coming from. That's where it this coming from? The school of life.

That's where it's coming from.

I know the, like, the phenotype, like, the kind of dude who's going to go in and, like, be emotional and take out all of his pent-up frustrations on, like, innocent school kids, right?

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