Awkward Face Times
The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
SiriusXM
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2020
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central! |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:03.7 | Hi, I'm Dan Soder. |
| 0:06.5 | I'm Big J. Oakerson. |
| 0:07.5 | And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire. |
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| 0:24.7 | Hi, this is Jacob and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week. |
| 0:28.7 | During a commercial break, Christine's research into celebrity penises caused a crew to discover a game-changing new website, leakedmeat.com. |
| 0:38.1 | Plus, DJ Liu gave his cinematography tips for getting your own penis ready for video sexting. |
| 0:43.9 | I feel like you got a big fat hog, so you probably sent that bitch off a few times in your life. |
| 0:47.8 | No, I don't. And I have, but I hope that the people I have fired off a picture too would be cool enough to hold on to it. |
| 0:57.0 | Dan? |
| 0:58.6 | You have sent cockpicks. You got a sweet cock, and you take pictures of it. You send it out there. |
| 1:05.5 | I just don't have a very photogenic, or I shouldn't say that I'm a photogenic cock. |
| 1:10.0 | It would take me forever to get one where I'd be like, this looks like good picture. |
| 1:14.9 | Like, I'd want this to be like, you have to let go with the idea that like, if it's out there, there's something you're going to be like, at least it's, you know, good pick. |
| 1:23.6 | Yeah, I'd probably say I took some nothing on my face in it at all for sure. |
| 1:27.8 | Nothing on body, or body even just a close up of hog. |
| 1:31.5 | Yeah, I would say that there's something that that weren't good pictures. |
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