This is Fixing Famous People, the podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions to save celebrities in dire straits.

But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup.

Clistiners.

Clistiners, we're here. We're queer. Get surprised. Happy pride. To quote Dominic

upa, happy pride. To quote me, I invented happy pride, actually. I was there. I was the first

brick thrown at Stonewall. Yeah, you sure were. You know, in a world of turmoil, you know, the America 250 concerts

falling apart, gas prices are $13 a gallon. You need something that makes you know that everything

is still okay with the world. And this week, I'm reminded that Gwyneth Paltrow is still an asshole,

and I'm good. I'm feeling good wakingrow is still an asshole. And I'm good.

I'm feeling good waking up in the morning, knowing that.

Feeling great.

She shows up, I guess, on the Today Show.

It doesn't even matter where she went.

But she just wanted to remind us that she's still Gwyneth Paltrow.

It's a, the mouth it's a

listen it's giving vintage

goop you know what I mean like in the best

like I'm feeling it's very origin

she basically shows up on a

morning show doing

a recipe and then says

you know she doesn't eat dairy but

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