Avery Pearson - Old On Gnome

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and musician Avery Pearson (Give It Up) stops by as Randy describes why a grandmother was prosecuted for destroying a neighbor's lawn gnome, Jason explains how a man stole a fire dept. vehicle and nearly flooded New Prague, and Daniel warns against dressing like Michael Jackson and robbing banks, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:05.7	Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose
0:10.6	We'll make the news breaking down each epic bail in Florida there's half-rise mail
0:15.6	I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up
0:20.2	So listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan.
0:24.9	Bender, don't be a jerk.
0:27.1	Because when the music,
0:28.4	just the funny hits and we are going to take you down.
0:32.4	Stick around.
0:33.6	Make a sound hunger down is dumb people town.
0:36.7	Guys, I am just trying to live up to the version of me that my dog, Golda, thinks I am.
0:43.8	She assumes I've got it all together.
0:45.5	Meanwhile, I realize we're out of food.
0:48.1	I don't have the flea medicine.
0:49.7	Boom, bomb, Bing.
0:51.2	Chewy, thank you, Chewy.
0:52.5	Had both delivered it fast.
0:54.3	Now, gold is well-fed, itch-free, and I got it all on control, just like she knows I have. Thank you, Chewy. Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy, healthy, and right now, you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to chewe.com slash DPD. That's Chewy.com slash dpT
1:12.6	to save $20 on your first order
1:14.8	with free shipping. Chewy.com
1:16.8	slash TPT minimum purchase required.
1:18.9	New customers only, terms and conditions apply.
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