Avenged Sevenfold Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Every person who's gonna get mad about this episode was a member of the final generation to still believe all the time they spent hanging out at the mall as a teenager was awesome and literally any of the things they think they learned about music at that mall were/are valid. So right away everyone else should be able to tell the cognitive dissonance in the replies anywhere this gets shared will be entirely off the charts. Are you ready to learn about some tough guy metalheads who also used to spend more time in the mirror on their hair and makeup than your little sister ever did? Are you ready to learn about how Meathead Eddie Munster over here has had a decades-long career as a singer despite not actually being able to sing? Are you ready to take NFT-investment advice from a band who between all the various members may or may not have ever read one (1) complete book? Are you ready to listen to Mark and Tyler spend an hour dunking on all of these things and more?! Press play, folks!

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0:00.0	Do you even know who Harvies Thompson was, bro?
0:12.6	I don't even know who that is, wrote a book or something.
0:15.7	How many avenged sevenfold fans does it take to cover an avenged sevenfold song?
0:23.6	I don't know.
0:25.6	It doesn't matter.
0:26.6	They will never agree on which album it should be from.
0:28.8	Oh, you're saying their fans are fucking dorks.
0:32.2	They like to argue.
0:33.6	No, this is the best fracking album.
0:35.6	You guys are fucking stupid.
0:37.3	They like to argue about when this band was good, which is you're losing that argument.
0:41.2	No matter which side of it you're on, they were not good.
0:43.8	We can just agree that they suck.
0:45.9	Uh, you know, if I wanted to listen to Metallica, I would just listen to Metallica.
0:52.5	That was only one album, bro.
0:53.8	That was one of the bad ones.
0:55.4	You've got to listen to the other ones.
0:57.1	They made one good album one time.
0:58.6	Oh, really?
0:59.0	Which one was that?
1:00.1	Then they're going to fight.
1:01.1	We should have gone on the subreddit and asked, which is their best album?
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