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That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Not even just a toy! This week, Tyler and Johnny are sharing two of our favourite cases from Spooky Snacks (our Patreon-exclusive mini episodes): first, the cases of the Cadaver of Synod and the Corpse Queen of Portugal, then death of Steve Dymond. Plus: an exciting update about our Patreon perks, meeting the queens of All Stars 11, and why Slinkies are gay AF. Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Check out our new and improved apparel store with tons of new designs! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky stories to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	Bhophe.
0:03.0	Bhop
0:04.0	Bhop
0:05.0	Bhop
0:06.0	Bhop
0:08.0	Bhop
0:09.0	B
0:10.0	Bhop
0:11.0	A
0:12.0	Bhop
0:13.0	B
0:14.0	B
0:15.0	B
0:16.0	B
0:20.0	B Hi, everyone, welcome to that spooky.
0:31.1	I'm Johnny.
0:31.7	And I'm Tyler.
0:32.5	And this is a weekly podcast for people who turned gay by playing with slinkies.
0:36.9	It happens. Yeah. That's where it starts. They're rainbow. See, people think it's burby dolls. Uh-uh, honey. It's slinkies. Yep. You spend all the time on the stairs. Uh-huh. You play with this. I mean, it's an overtly queer toy. It's... It's true. Yeah.
0:54.6	It's just a metaphor for being queer. It's one step away from a boa. Yeah, kind of. Did you ever try to play with a slinky like a boa? You know what I think I did? I did too. And that's usually how I got the kinks in them. Yep, broke a slinky or two in my day doing that. Yep. Ooh, yeah.
1:10.8	Because I always had the plastic slinkies.
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