"Autumn is pregnant?" Beyond the Pine #65

BeyondthePine

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🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	And we find our hero lost in the wilderness.
0:04.6	Unbeknownst to him, there is a Jaguar following in the distance, in the brush.
0:09.4	Is that a fucking Jaguar, I see?
0:12.3	The rain is hitting down, deeper than ever, mixing with the wet leaves
0:17.1	that were already wet, it's a very humid day out. He's gaining hydration from a nearby leaf.
0:24.0	Now that I've got enough energy, I could probably create a noose,
0:31.0	have the jaggyre Jaguar step into my shrap. The Jaguar crawls around on the forest bed.
0:42.4	Wait a Jaguar waiting, it sees him hand out a wet leaf and thinks, I don't want that.
0:49.0	I don't want that.
0:50.0	I don't want that wet leaf. I've got something else for you.
0:52.0	And out of his pocket he pulls a giant dagger.
0:57.0	Come here you little bastard. The Jaguar thinks that's a giant dagger. I certainly don't want to be part of that.
1:07.1	I didn't realize he was carrying and concealing.
1:10.0	Maire, it's not a dagger. The Jaguar knew it was a dagger though.
1:14.0	It's not a lie.
1:15.0	The lie...
1:16.0	It was too easy of a lie to believe it was clearly a dagger.
1:20.0	The Jaguar went for him anyway...
1:22.0	And he stabbed himself.
1:23.3	Oh, I fucking stabbed myself, I'm at all.
1:27.1	The Jaguar felt bad at first.
1:29.0	Help me, Jaguar.
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