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The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Jason and Steve return with some of the best facts their listens have ever sent them. Plus they go through your huge auto correct text fails.

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0:00.0	Granny and Grandpa had their hearts set on getting Jess a drum kit for her birthday.
0:05.0	And because they bought it on their Barclay card, they were rewarded too.
0:09.0	It was music to their ears.
0:11.0	Saying can't be said for mom and dad. is
0:15.0	saying can't be said for mom and dad. What you buy is your business.
0:17.0	rewarding you is ours.
0:18.0	Search Barclay Card to find out more about our range of rewards cards.
0:21.0	Barclay Card, make money work for you.
0:23.4	28.9% APR representative variable,
0:25.9	subject to application, financial circumstances
0:28.0	and borrowing history.
0:29.0	Tees and sees apply. Jason, Manford.
0:34.0	Absolute Radio.
0:35.0	We're real music matters.
0:38.0	Good morning, it's Jason Manford and Steve Edge on absolute radio.
0:42.0	Hope you very well. Morning, Steve. More. Steve The shed's not too cold, but I've had to have the door open because one of the cats that follows me everywhere
0:56.3	He's sort of lurking going in and out and he's now sniffing around the shed
1:00.6	Like he's some sort of predator predator but this guy is no predator no he's
1:05.4	basically a leg warmer yeah it's just is a sort of collar that and like ducky fur that he's got that when he goes outside it looks like he's been
1:15.6	CGI he didn't fit in the outside world you know what I mean?
1:19.7	Just looks like he's not real.
1:22.1	Yeah I've been letting my cats out a little bit even though they're
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