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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Author Drew Magary (The Postmortal, Point B)

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 286th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen featuring special guest Drew Magary with co-host Myrriah Gossett. Presented by Bolen Media. Support the show and get 2 additional ad-free episodes of RBP each month: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast (0:00) Introduction + Announcements (2:18) Facetime Fuckin' (8:24) The Postmortal (11:06) Author Drew Magary Joins (50:32) Announcements and Conclusion Liquid IV: www.LiquidIV.com (Code: ROSS) Leesa: Leesa.com/RBP 888-WRBOLEN
 Twitter: @RossBolenPod, @WRBolen 
Instagram: @TheRossBolenPodcast
, @WRBolen Snapchat: @WRBolen Produced remotely by Mike Moody of Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ross moment

0:30.0

RBB RBRced Fullet

0:54.9

Welcome back for episode 286 of the Ross Bolin podcast otherwise known as RBP 286

1:03.2

presented by Bolin Media. I am your host White Oprah. I mean Ross Bolin back with

1:07.6

our third and final episode of the week this one featuring author Drew McGarry

1:11.9

to discuss our first ever RBP Book Club pick his 2011 novel The Post Mortal.

1:18.5

But before we get into expanding our minds through the magic of literature,

1:22.5

some of you probably for the first time ever you will let her it scum.

1:26.8

You probably listened to the book. Didn't you? You couldn't even bring yourself to expend the

1:32.9

energy to hold the four ounce book up and open and read the words with your own pathetic

1:38.8

eyeballs could you. Kid can't even read! Zero offense meant to the visually impaired, all

1:45.1

due respect. Braille is dope, podcasts are dope, personally just not an audio book guy.

1:52.2

The person reading the book to you emphasizes different shit than I would. Anyway before we get

1:58.4

to Drew I wanted everyone to know I did secure toilet paper the equivalent in fact of 96 rolls.

2:08.2

I didn't get 96 rolls I just want to be clear about that. I got the equivalent of 96 rolls

2:14.5

so my two hole will be clean for the foreseeable future on an unrelated note.

2:20.4

I see all these different people in organizations and dating apps pushing for Skype sex and

2:26.3

FaceTime fucking right now during the social distancing era trying to keep us all from getting too

2:30.8

horny online by having some kind of outlet and I just want to throw my support behind this movement.

2:36.8

There is only so much porn a human being can watch and you people need to actually be interacting

2:46.9

with each other not just watching strangers smash and tearing at your own private.

2:53.4

What an absolute fucking nightmare for women because off of the top how many dudes off the top

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