I like this part Brad, I'm a sub-chart sucker for this part guys welcome we should

always do that Brad gives me some good music gives me energy I don't do coke I know

coke's the thing these days to start out shows do a little bump and start the

podcast but all I got is music guys what gets you guys going wait let me ask you

might have you ever done coke oh yeah I was trading coke stories this very

weekend actually trading exactly well I got you beat on this one let me give

my let me give you my first okay I'll give you an intro like the the time I

didn't do it and then the time so in college this girl who I liked was very

funny and who I got high with comes up to me at a party is like hey it was a

party at my dorm and she's like hey let's go into your bedroom for a second

and I assume we're gonna get high and she's like better you would be so great

on cocaine so she puts out a couple of rails and then she's telling me how great

I've never even seen cocaine up front at this point and she puts out a rail

and she does the first one and she's telling me why cocaine's great and why

I'm gonna be so great on it and then she starts bleeding profusely from her

nose and doesn't realize it oh my god it's just talking like a hundred miles an

hour it's just a fucking just come coming down into her mouth and off the side

of her face while she snorting up coke and I'm like oh my lord so I didn't do

it that night yeah so cut to Chicago I'm going to one of my first parties

Jay Johnston was there in this room whoa in the news and I'm not gonna I won't

call out anyone else who is at this party but a lot of people are friends to

this day but I didn't know them at that point at all and I'm at this party and

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