AustinShow Wasted $7,000 on a Shirt

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

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4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we bring AustinShow into the studio to talk about his prohibitively expensive shirt, his time in Amsterdam, and his view on female anatomy

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0:00.0	I don't have a very big penis.
0:02.4	I mean, it's a good size.
0:04.6	Why would you offer that up to us?
0:06.2	Well, no, no, no, no, no, let me rephrase that.
0:09.0	Okay.
0:09.8	It's above average.
0:12.4	Okay.
0:13.2	It's a grower, not a shower.
0:14.4	And so in this state that I'm not hard.
0:18.2	Wow. Okay.
0:19.0	Thanks for clarifying.
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:20.8	And in this state, I can wear pants like this
0:23.9	and be totally comfortable.
0:25.2	Now it's sort of a, we're wondering what's going on down there.
0:28.9	Oh, you want to know how big my penis is.
0:30.4	Well, I mean, average.
0:32.2	Yeah, what is average?
0:33.2	To me, to me, a solid six inches is average.
0:36.4	But I will say I'm one of average, thankfully.
0:39.9	Are you above average, Ted?
0:41.0	I would, I believe I am above average.
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