Welcome to the Eric Metaxus show.

I hate to spread rumors, but someone told me that Eric stood in front of a microwave too many times, and now he's got feathers sprouting from his neck.

Some kind of mutation, I guess.

Eric's very embarrassed about it.

The doc told him there's nothing medical science can offer him. Except maybe telling him to wear turtlenex. Anyway, thought you should know. And now here's your chicken man of the airwaves. Eric Mitzaxis. Hey there, folks. First of all, we're going to talk about Biden's speech last night. we've got a couple of announcements.

I don't know if you guys saw what I saw.

But imagine how low the bar was set for Joe Biden.

If he didn't screw up, that was like a sigh of relief. So he gave, I thought, a particularly

middling kind of of speech.

It was cliche, heaped on cliche, no substance.

And he did screw up in the, like right in the beginning.

I put it, I put all this stuff on Twitter.

Right in the beginning of the speech, he said,

and I quote, and I quote, he said,

I'm not going to be able to quote it now that I know.

But it was like within the first 60 seconds, and it was so bizarre, it was this.

He said this.

He said, the current president has cloaked American

darkness for too long. The current president has cloaked American darkness for too long.

Evidently, I'm the only person who picked up on that but it was obviously yeah it sounds like a good

thing actually yeah darkness like has cloaked American darkness for too long but he said that

um and by the way people don't know this but the title of last night's speech was on beyond corn pop

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