Austin Plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Game is Big W206803 Rock. Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. |
| 0:04.5 | No idea, Miles, but he says his name is Austin. Hello, Austin. Welcome to the men's room. Hello, how are you guys doing? Ola! Austin, you know, team about sober, team not sober. Sober. Sober. No one number sounds happy when we're sick. All right. Same. |
| 0:21.4 | Okay, Austin. |
| 0:22.4 | Men's room pole, you're going to own one. |
| 0:24.3 | Taking the flying car. It's over. No one number sounds happy when they're saying. |
| 0:21.2 | Same. |
| 0:24.1 | Okay, Austin, men's room pole, you're going to own one. |
| 0:28.6 | Taking the flying car, the jetpack, submersible, or the robot humanoid? |
| 0:31.5 | Submersible. |
| 0:32.4 | Submersible. The ocean, I find very interesting. |
| 0:34.0 | I would definitely explore that. |
| 0:35.9 | I think the ocean is exceptionally interesting. |
| 0:38.2 | I have no interest in being in it, at least not under it. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. It just freaks me out, dude. Yeah. I'm with you. That seems like the most dangerous one. Look, if you put me like an enabled submarine, that'd be okay because you're not looking out of a window. I just feel like in a submersible. |
| 0:55.2 | It's just like one giant window. |
| 0:56.5 | I'm looking around and everything's freaking out. I did it in Hawaii and I thought it was going to be terrifying. And it was. But also it was a good experience. I would do that again. What about like the sound? So you go to the sound, but then there's a pot of orcas. Yeah. And they're looking at you going, what is this? Do they attack your submarine? |
| 1:14.9 | I think if you're in Spain, I bet you they do. Correct. Because they've learned to do it, |
| 1:18.9 | they have fun doing it. Here, I think it'd be fascinating. But again, since I'm never going to do it. |
| 1:24.7 | What's that? |
| 1:26.3 | It might hump you like the other guy. They'd call it from the other day, you know. |
| 1:29.4 | Oh, I said to whales would hump the submarines. |
| 1:32.1 | I think that'd be even worse. Like, I don't want to see this. |
| 1:35.6 | All right, Austin. Here is your question. |
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