Austin Plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Gabe is Big Dummy, 206803, right. |
| 0:02.0 | Big Dummy! |
| 0:03.0 | Hello, Austin! Welcome to the men's room. Ola! Ola! Austin, are you sober or not sober? Sober. Sober, Austin, welcome to Big Dummy. Okay, our men's room pole. Pick one for tomorrow. What do you want to hear? Black Donovan, teeny tiny mouth guy, the monkey call, or the Sphinx Cat? Let's go with a teeny tiny mouse. Teeny tiny mouth guy. Dude's name was Sam, wasn't it? I don't know. I think it was Sam. I didn't know he really had a name. Well, he opened with it, and then that was never it again. All right, Austin, here is your question. |
| 0:39.7 | Farmers of what fruit sometimes pay helicopter pilots to dry their crops, grapes, cranberries, oranges, or cherries? |
| 0:50.7 | Um, cherries? |
| 0:55.8 | All they do here. |
| 0:57.3 | Yep. |
| 0:57.6 | You know. |
| 0:58.9 | I wonder why they don't do them with the other crops. |
| 1:01.4 | I think chariards are more susceptible to, if there's, like, heavy torrential downpours, it has a negative effect on their crop. |
| 1:07.8 | Oh. |
| 1:08.1 | So they will pay helicopter pilots set upwards of like a thousand bucks a day, basically just to dry out the cherry. And they'll cover them all of those mesh nets. Yeah. So they will pay helicopter pilots set upwards of like $1,000 a day, basically just to dry out the cherry. |
| 1:12.6 | And they'll cover them all in those mesh nets. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah, so they don't lose their product. |
| 1:15.9 | All right, before we let you go. At least those expensive rainier cherries at your wife buys. Jesus. Well, it's only expensive here if you live close. Mm-hmm. If you go 3,000 miles away, it's one-third to cost. |
| 1:08.7 | $2 down in Yom. |
| 1:10.3 | Are you serious? |
| 1:10.9 | Yeah, I passed a stand. |
| 1:11.7 | I almost bought some just to... |
| 1:13.4 | Stick it to you. |
| 1:14.0 | All right, King County. |
| 1:14.8 | What's up, man? |
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