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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Austin Lucas, Fernando, Adam Faucett, John Gemberling, Billy Merritt, Brian Huskey

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Austin Lucas, Fernando, and Adam Faucett with The Wish Academy - Musical guests Austin Lucas, Fernando, and Adam Faucett return along with John Gemberling, Billy Merritt, and Brian Huskey to improv4humans with Matt Besser. Austin brings some talented musicians with him to play songs that inspire songs about a band that cannot emote and a record label that pays its artists in compliments. Later, we visit a future where nobody touches anything and meet a couple of parents that take wishes too seriously.Check out Austin Lucas’ music over at www.austinlucasmusic.com !

Transcript

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0:00.0

Humans, we all wear clothes, that's undeniable.

0:06.2

If you don't wear clothes,

0:07.6

you just listen to my podcast in the nude

0:11.1

in your bed all day, more power to you.

0:13.6

But I'd say at least 99% of humans,

0:19.0

especially improper humans, wear clothes.

0:22.6

And you know, you wear crappy clothes,

0:25.9

but everyone's so wild, you either A,

0:28.8

you need to look good,

0:30.0

cause maybe you're trying to impress somebody else,

0:32.8

a boss, a girlfriend, a boyfriend.

0:36.0

But there's also just feeling better.

0:38.3

And there's a lot of products that you don't know

0:40.8

that there's better versions of the product

0:42.4

until you try it, you're like,

0:43.5

oh, I know Tequila could be better.

0:47.4

Oh, I didn't know that a high-end car drives better

0:51.2

than that shitty car I've driven my whole,

0:52.8

you'd never know until you try it.

0:55.1

Clothes can feel better.

0:56.6

You know that, you had that one shirt you liked

0:58.8

because of the material.

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