Austin Butler, Cardi B & Dream Catchers

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Cardi B, the meme sensation, has just won her court case - so the girls chime in. Plus they decide its time to get a dream catcher for their wild dreams about Gemma Collins and Salma Hayek.

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0:00.0	When did you come here, John?
0:01.9	To Scotland.
0:02.8	We decided it was time for a change.
0:06.2	The neighbours have invited us over for dinner.
0:09.0	The last thing those people are is normal.
0:15.0	Something happened.
0:16.7	I can't lift us on my conscience.
0:18.6	Wax, John.
0:19.8	Everything is under control.
0:22.8	Andrew Lincoln stars in a brand new drama, Coldwater,
0:26.2	starting the 14th of September on ITV1 and ITVX.
0:30.0	If you drink a little than drive,
0:31.9	you risk losing your license.
0:34.8	You risk losing your freedom.
0:36.6	Guess the road trips off. You risk losing your job Guess the road trips off
0:37.7	You risk losing your job
0:40.2	I'm going to have to let you go
0:41.2	I'm sorry
0:41.7	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way
0:45.0	I'm just really upset
0:46.1	You're going to have to let you go
0:48.1	You risk injuring a friend
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