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The Jason Manford Show

Austerity Bands

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This morning, Jason is joined by Phill Jupitus as they trade stories on Bette Midler, Bruce Forsythe and the crazy stuff their mums say. Phill is also on the hunt for your Austerity Bands.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh.

0:26.1

frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy.

0:30.0

Jason Manford.

0:31.5

Good morning it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.

0:33.7

Joined by Phil Jupiter's back. Yeah. He's got a sexy voice on.

0:39.5

Yeah. It's that. That's right. sexy all morning. We're not sure but he's right. Sexy all morning, we're not sure, but he's got something going on.

0:46.0

And he's not well, he's not well, he's not well.

0:48.0

He crosses the illusion to think that Barry White just had a heavy cold for all those years.

0:53.0

Oh baby, give me a lem soup.

0:56.0

Yeah, not feeling too good.

0:58.0

Oh baby.

1:00.0

And we're out here in Belfast because we're on tour with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

1:04.0

I need some vitamin C.

1:06.0

And with Barry White over there.

1:09.0

And we've got some echinacea.

1:11.0

And J.P's with us as well, who's our producer out here in Ireland,

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