Aurora Texas UFO Crash | 33
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Ah, the old west. It was a simpler time. Horse drawn carriages, local general stores, barn raising, consumption, etc. Ya know…simple. That is until a cigar shaped UFO crashes into your windmill and then crushes the petunias. That’s what supposedly happened in the quaint Texas hamlet of Aurora. Were UFOs really visiting 1897 Texas? Did they really find an alien body in the wreckage. Did they really give it a Christian burial? If so, what denomination was said deceased E.T. These and more burning questions answered this week on the show. Plus, British Announcer Guy and Conspiracy Bot start a podcast, what to do when aliens give you arthritis, and are people with 2 first names credible witnesses? All of that and more on the show whose exes don’t all live in Texas, but most of our arrest warrants do – Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the heart of Texas. |
| 0:15.0 | Everything is bigger in Texas, even the alien crashes. |
| 0:18.6 | This week we take on the Aurora Texas UFO incident of 1897. fact or fiction we will get to the bottom of it and by that I mean make |
| 0:26.8 | outlandish claims facts be damned so just sit back and get ready for your weekly dose of |
| 0:31.7 | his theory of 51. |
| 0:33.0 | The heart of Texas. |
| 0:37.0 | Keeping the heart of Texas. |
| 0:40.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm disturbed. From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:48.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:50.0 | We use tell me, spools, I'm not crazy. here. This is hysteria 51. The truth is out there. |
| 1:06.0 | But you won't find it here. |
| 1:09.0 | They're coming for you. |
| 1:10.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. |
| 1:13.0 | Welcome in Hysteria Nation to the podcast whose exes don't all live in Texas, but most of our arrest warrants do, Hysteria 51. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh, contrary, John, actually have a fun combo of some exes in Texas |
| 1:28.0 | with arrest warrants. |
| 1:29.0 | Little known fact. |
| 1:30.0 | Uh, all my exes live in Texas like I'm joined straight. |
| 1:35.0 | Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, otherwise known as Chicago. |
| 1:40.0 | I'm your conductor on this paranormal express and my name is John Go Forth. |
| 1:45.1 | That other voice you heard is my co-conductor, the Casey Jones of this show, Mr. Brent |
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