I hate the world today.

You're so good to me, I know, but I can't change.

I tried to tell you, but you look at me like me.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the Be There in Five podcast.

You know, it's been a bit of a week, and I'm sorry I'm posting this so late, but I actually,

I wasn't originally going to do a podcast,

but, you know, then I realized, like all those canvas art prints at Marshalls and T.J. Max

tell me, if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

Man, I, uh, I love this song. It is by Marith Brooks, not Alanis Morse.

It's a very Van Morrison

King Harvest situation where, you know, Van Morrison did not sing Dancing in the Moonlight. King Harvested,

but it is misattributed very commonly. And, you know, if you had one big hit like bitch,

like Dancing in the Moonlight, two very similar songs, how frustrating would it be to have your life's, you know, greatest work

credit being given to somebody else? So next time you're on a, at a wedding and on reception

dance floor, inevitably hearing dancing in the moonlight and struggling to dance to this type of

tempo because I'm always just like stabbing, like snapping and stepping, maybe box stepping.

I'd consider it dinner music, but too often I hear it during the dancing time. Anyway, just tell a friend that it's actually King Harvest and give them the credit they deserve, honor them. And I wanted to honor Meredith Brooks today because she's just really helping me get through a rough week. So first of all, we'll talk about somebody else's rough week. I don't think anybody is here to listen to me. Talk about my issues with older male landlords that won't listen to me, seem to only want to talk to my husband, and who ask me for feedback, and then I provide

constructive, kind, well-thought-out feedback, and then they take my feedback and I can't lease the apartment.

Example is this one guy had a great place. It was so overpriced, but it was vintage. It had potential.

I could have made it cute. We had talked for two weeks and I sent him a bunch of ideas. I said,

you know what? I think it's worth the price you're asking if you redo the floors because the

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