Dan, we were talking about having jobs before, and I had a friend who called and I used to work at Blimby's.

Are you familiar with Blimby's?

Yeah.

And I was fired from there for reasons I can't remember, but I used to eat the meat off of people's sandwiches while I was making them.

We would lock the door, you know, 15 minutes before closed and then laugh at the people that came in.

I was, I worked at the establishment, the ground round.

Peanuts on the floor?

Yeah, sort of.

They kind of kept it a little bit straight at this one.

I was such a bad waiter.

I never passed training.

And then the manager was so excited to tell me that I

hadn't passed training. I just, and then I informed him I was going back to school in two weeks,

so it didn't matter. And it seemed like it crushed his soul because he hated me so much.

I was fired from a car wash where I would have to work with people that are work released

from prison. I was fired from a job washing dishes because one year's Eve we stole a bunch of food.

So I've been fired for many, many jobs.

And then it got us thinking, what was the shortest time that you have had a job, not just you but anyone, 617779-0905, the shortest amount of time that you've had a job, not just you, but any one, 617779-0-0-85, the shortest amount of time

that you've had a job. Now, Wallach, have you ever been fired from anything? No. You've never

been fired from a job? I wasn't, no. Not that I can remember, no. Did you work in high school

and stuff? Yeah. I worked, I worked, I worked at Lexington Center. We had a place called Steve's Ice Cream. Remember you weren't here with Steve. How the hell would I remember it? No, no, I'm pointing at the wrong guy. Steve's Ice Cream. Remember Steve's Ice Cream? I used to be one in Harvard Square. Anyway, that's where I worked for like four or five months, and then I left to go to college, left to go back to high school and back to college.

I never really had a job. That's where I worked for like four or five months and then I left to go to college, left to go back to high school and back to college.

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