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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

August 6th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Check out Thursday, August 6th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

What up bitches. Hey, thanks for letting us take the day off yesterday. Very

0:07.0

important day for us. It's a big birthday day. So we needed to celebrate a

0:12.9

birthday. Yeah. Family. Family. Can't really do much for birthdays because

0:19.6

COVID. No. So you got to make them damn well special, Derek. Yep. So that

0:25.3

was a big deal. Coming up in the program. So there's this this couple that

0:32.0

miss mixed match genitals. So essentially couples are going into plastic

0:37.6

surgeons and they're like, Hey, our genitals are mixed matched. So then they

0:44.5

go in there to try to fix it. Whether the dude is too big, then they try to

0:48.3

make the woman big enough to accommodate his big ass dong. Yeah, dying of

0:53.2

lying. Or maybe he's small and she's big. So then they go in there and they

0:59.7

try to make her smaller. And then they'll try to plump, you know, plump him up

1:03.4

a little bit so that they can get closer and have more matched up genitalia

1:09.6

because there are mixed matched genital couples listening right now. Oh

1:15.8

absolutely. Where the dude's like, dang, she says I'm small but she's big. Yeah

1:19.8

or or she's like, dang, he's so little. Right. Right. It's I can't really tell

1:26.9

for doing it or not because he's so small. Right. She's like, I want a big one.

1:32.4

Well, they're mixed match. So then they go in there and they try to make her a

1:35.9

little smaller him a little bigger so that you can have a great relationship. So

1:40.8

yeah, then they can become, you know, more of a perfect fit. Exactly. Because that

1:45.7

would, I mean, I guess I would, I guess it could be a problem. Yeah. Well,

1:50.1

it's trying to put a Lego with a dip blow or whatever those things. Yeah. Right.

1:54.4

The knockoff Legos. Yes. Yeah, they don't fit. No, it doesn't fit at all. It's

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